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"We burned two while she told me bout her hometown She was drinking Titos said I better slow down I was like hell nah I aint drinking by myself nah Said she loved my accent so I kept talking Reached for the pack on the table by my wallet We tore off to light the night we had left" Two more cigarettes down, the pair are talking, drinking, smoking and not-so-subtly flirting

The humor lies in the absurdly high number, contrasted by the end result of the feat: pure bliss (at the expense of one's body)

Industry observers believed the move significantly curbed consumption, with cigarette sales falling by around 2.3% and 5.6% respectively that year and the following year

Tobacco-Derived Nicotine: Whats the Difference

This friend can remind you of all the reasons why you should put down the cigarette